Category Archives: Humor

Flirting With Disaster Or Just A Close Shave?

Posted on April 4, 2011 by Health and Humor - by Dave Glardon

As I was riding my motorcycle to a doctor’s appointment, I noticed the car in front of me weaving back and forth like a child on a bicycle.  Giving the car a wide berth, I passed cautiously.  As I drove … Continue reading →

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Child-Proof The Home, But Not The Kids

Posted on March 31, 2011 by Health and Humor - by Dave Glardon

My grandson cut his finger yesterday.  It was the kind of cut that only comes from a nice sharp pair of scissors in the hands of an 11 year-old boy who’s not sensible enough to open a pack of sausage … Continue reading →

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Wheezin’ Season

Posted on March 22, 2011 by Health and Humor - by Dave Glardon

Well, springtime is officially here.  At least that’s what the calendar says.  And for the moment, my outdoor thermometer agrees.  The weatherman isn’t so sure.  I don’t like the weatherman.  I say let’s send him someplace really cold so he’s … Continue reading →

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Have A Couple Of Seats!

Posted on March 10, 2011 by Health and Humor - by Dave Glardon

My weight loss program has been experiencing technical difficulty.  I say that because technically I should be losing weight.  But either the scale is playing an early April Fool’s joke on me, or I’ve been eating entirely too many sunflower … Continue reading →

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The Blunder Years

Posted on March 8, 2011 by Health and Humor - by Dave Glardon

It’s been said that teenagers are the reason some species eat their young.  I’m assuming that came from somebody who had an unruly teen in the house.  Just one.  Because when it comes to teens, you don’t need a whole … Continue reading →

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We’ve Got Names For People Like Me

Posted on March 3, 2011 by Health and Humor - by Dave Glardon

In yesterday’s column, I mentioned that I ride a motorcycle.  It’s a big bike.  The industry calls it a heavy cruiser.  I call it a hog.  Either way, it’s my favorite form of transportation.  Unless it’s cold or raining.  And … Continue reading →

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Ghost Of Slumbers Passed

Posted on March 1, 2011 by Health and Humor - by Dave Glardon

There are ghosts in my house.  Lots of them.  And I’m not talking about the kind of ghosts that sneak in and leave the bathroom light on, spill soda on the kitchen counter, or eat the last piece of key … Continue reading →

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Any Big Plans For My NEXT Weekend?

Posted on February 23, 2011 by Health and Humor - by Dave Glardon

I was wondering if I’d gotten away with it.  For the past three days, I’ve wondered if anybody would remember.  I was beginning to think I had gotten off Scot free.  But thanks to an alert reader from the other … Continue reading →

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Start Laughing And Get To Work!

Posted on February 22, 2011 by Health and Humor - by Dave Glardon

Yesterday we talked about practical jokes.  And we got a couple of good responses from people who told of a prank in which they were the target.  Sometimes it’s even more fun to be on the receiving end.  It’s like … Continue reading →

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Got Pranks?

Posted on February 21, 2011 by Health and Humor - by Dave Glardon

A while back, I wrote about a prank some co-workers played on me and the laughs we shared years later because of it.  From the emails I received, I think we have a few practical jokers in our midst and … Continue reading →

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